A Thought from My Last Book

As I write my next book, there is a poem from my THIRD BOOK (click here) that keeps popping into my head.  It goes like this:

AM I TOO MUCH?

I'm sorry for the inadequacies with which you've been stricken.  I'm not, however, sorry for being your fantasy.

It's not my fault. In a vault I do not belong.

I inspire, while you perspire.

Trying to keep track of my every move. Yet, I only wanna schmooze with you, Boo! Believe it or not, it's the truth.

And maybe you DON'T deserve me, the epitome of what makes you happy.

Apparently not, because you reject me. Every chance you get, you reject me. Which is oxymoronic, Mr. Romantic; the one who campaigned so hard for me, the epitome of what makes you happy.

So, how come now... Now, that I'm here, you're not? The hot, gorgeous, timid, intelligent, practical, ambitious, multi-talented passionate & compassionate...

Woops! I'm sorry! Yes, I AM opinionated and demanding, at times... but that's part of my passion, which synergizes my actions.  

As a lady, I consistently keep my word, despite what you've heard about my "kind." The "kind" you've been warned not to marry. Because every Tom, Dick, and Larry wants to carry me... Away from you.

It's true! I really am the epitome of what makes you happy.

Totally, tremendously, truthfully, temptuously. Today. Tonight. Tomorrow.

 

Thanks for stopping by!

Your size my fault

Okay, before I get going with this one, please understand that the intent of this post is to inform and promote awareness, so as to improve future decision-making... hopefully ;-) However, if the shoe fits, or in this case the condom, then sport it!

Sexual compatibility can make or break a relationship, as we all know. In fact, there seems to be some tension between guys who fit into Magnum condoms and guys who fit into Trojan condoms. Guys, please hear me out on this one... Stop giving women a hard time because of your "inadequacies." Chances are she identified your issue before you revealed it to her. Chances also are that she actually cares about you despite it. So, try coming to terms with it yourself, instead of taking your frustration out on her. Breaking up with her is probably not the most effective strategy. And remember, what goes around, comes around ;-)

Ladies... you know I love you all. Besides, I'm a lady myself. But I have to warn my sisters to stop treating men according to a hierarchy of size. Bigger does not mean better... More importantly, his ability to provide for you and protect you and the family is not dependent on his size. Guys, stop acting like the two (abilities outside the bedroom and abilities in the bedroom) are interrelated.

Likewise, guys... Just because you're extraordinarily endowed does not make you "The Man." There's more work to go into an actual relationship, other than what you can bring to the bed. Can you even change a tire? How about a light bulb?

Look for scenarios related to this topic in my next book, which is due to be published in February 2012, just in time for my book signing party on February 11th ;-)

Click the title above (Your size my fault) to view details of me, as an author, on Amazon.com